Hillbilly back from WWII told stories.
\n\u00abTalking about the Focker airplanes?\u00bb
\n\u00abNo I talked about those fucking Messerschmidts.\u00bb<\/p>\n
70 years later: <\/p>\n
An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home. All the Arab facilities were completely full, so they had to put him in an Italian home.
\nAfter a few weeks in the Italian facility, they came to visit Grandpa.
\n\u00abHow do you like it here?\u00bb asked the grandson.
\n\u00abIt’s wonderful! Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,\u00bb said grandpa.
\n\u00abWe’re so happy for you. We were worried that this was the wrong place for you since you are a little different from everyone.\u00bb
\n\u00abOh, no! Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents,\u00bb Abdullah said with a big smile.
\n\u00abThere’s a musician here; he’s 85 years old. He hasn’t played the violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him Maestro! There is a judge in here; he’s 95 year old. He hasn’t been on the bench in 30 years and everyone still calls him Your Honour. There’s a dentist here; 90 years old. He hasn’t fixed a tooth for 25 years and everyone still calls him Doctor! And me? I haven’t had sex for 35 years, and they still call me The Fucking Arab!\u00bb<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Hillbilly back from WWII told stories. \u00abTalking about the Focker airplanes?\u00bb \u00abNo I talked about those fucking Messerschmidts.\u00bb 70 years later: An Arab family was considering putting their grandfather Abdullah in a nursing home. All the Arab facilities were completely … Weiterlesen